[joke] [笑話] 兩瓶暗褐色的血液 by alan2579 (大Yo)

<div id="main-content" class="bbs-screen bbs-content"><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">作者</span><span class="article-meta-value">alan2579 (大Yo)</span></div><div class="article-metaline-right"><span class="article-meta-tag">看板</span><span class="article-meta-value">joke</span></div><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">標題</span><span class="article-meta-value">[笑話] 兩瓶暗褐色的血液</span></div><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">時間</span><span class="article-meta-value">Wed Feb 27 21:50:36 2019</span></div>
「喂你好，邰先生嗎？我是何老師，
你的問題我知道了，不用擔心，
你先來樓上找我。」


掛了電話，
我起身上樓，
到了樓上，才推開門就聽見爭吵聲。


「你這個神棍！
你教的方法根本沒有用啊」


「先生，我有錄起來喔」


「你不是說慈孤觀音什麼都幫嗎？
我爸也相信你，才沒去治療，
你明明說買這什麼褐色瓶子，
裝幾滴新鮮血液擺在家裡，
就可以多活兩年的，現在人都走了！」


「你要對慈孤觀音有信心，
慈孤觀音封死了一條路，
就一定會指引一條更好的給你。」


何老師一邊說著，一邊急著送客，
那位先生氣憤著走出了何老師家，
我才發現，這不是住隔壁的西先生嗎？


何老師看見我來了，
馬上親切的招呼我進去。


「你的問題我已經了解，
你家有沒有褐色的瓶子，
有？好，那就用那個，你回去之後啊...

「何老師你是說剛才西先生說的那個嗎？
什麼褐瓶子，裝什麼血液之類的嗎？」

「對對對，這是慈孤觀音的指示。」

「可是...西先生不是說沒有用？」

「不可能，一定有用，
你要對慈孤觀音有信心，
輕則當日，重則七天，這儀式一定見效」


說實在的我並不知道何老師在瞎扯什麼
但是看她仍舊天花亂墜、自顧自的說著
我也只好先繼續聽下去


「你的問題比較嚴重，嗯...
你要準備兩個瓶子，而且要用暗褐色的，
一樣準備幾滴新鮮的血液裝進瓶子裡。」


我努力默記何老師說的步驟


兩瓶...
暗褐色...

還有什麼來著？
裝幾滴血液之類的


「何老師你說的是
兩暗褐瓶血液...嗎？


「對，兩暗褐瓶血液，保證有用。」







幹你媽的何老師



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</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">MoonDown</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 可以XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 22:55
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">YOwOYa</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 愣了一下才看懂XDDDD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 22:57
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Barcoz</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 沒一樓的話看不懂</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 23:25
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">printf4810</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 有神到</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 23:48
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">LegendaryOli</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 很煩XDD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 23:54
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">accompany987</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 深度，優質！</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 00:08
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">AEae2014</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 不從政嗎wwwwww</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 00:23
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">staynero8007</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 幹這個深度 88分</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 01:04
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">chsting</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 太厲害了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 01:14
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">capdie159753</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 幹你何老師</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 01:47
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</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">s92228</span><span class="f3 push-content">: XDDDDDDDDD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 02:13
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">kenny830724</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 兩岸 和平 XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 02:14
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">jhoo53640</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好好笑哦</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 02:34
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">SeTeVen</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 標題沒有關鍵字，所以五毛沒有出現</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 02:36
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">devin0329</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 推</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 02:52
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">itoh</span><span class="f3 push-content">: XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 03:20
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">eknbz</span><span class="f3 push-content">: XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 03:43
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Samia04</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 推 這篇文我可以XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 04:03
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">haoxiaoMary</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 有創意 不過有點硬 應該有辦法更好</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 04:21
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">tows0606</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 推</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 10:18
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">jaguars33</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 看懂了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 10:57
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">ddd1264</span><span class="f3 push-content">: XD藏得好</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 11:01
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">randy061</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 這個厲害</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 11:34
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">xiaker</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 西先生是暗指西藏嗎？</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 12:05
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Cottonz</span><span class="f3 push-content">: XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 12:17
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">alan2579</span><span class="f3 push-content">: To xiaker 對，何老師強推給西先生褐瓶血液，他照做了但</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 12:29
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</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">alan2579</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 鑑</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 12:29
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">JI3G4QU4C96</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 笑著笑著就哭了，覺得是笑話的東西對很多人而言居然</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 13:29
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">JI3G4QU4C96</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 跟聖旨一樣</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 13:29
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">woajw</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 很會</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 13:54
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">mblazers</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 推</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 14:23
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">iamoldtwo</span><span class="f3 push-content">: www</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 14:42
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">adidas168</span><span class="f3 push-content">: XDD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 17:02
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">lggreenfire</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 爆</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 17:18
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">tanaka1503</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 深度推～</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 19:11
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">dreamerV</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 好猛</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 19:31
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">mozozo</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 爆</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 22:04
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">zxc1213</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 這梗好深XDDD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 23:31
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">jenn8588</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 太神啦</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 00:59
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">hsiantinc</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 靠北XDDDDDDDDDD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 01:50
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">weiweitwo</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 可以</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 02:00
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">lustdaemon</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 太神</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 02:31
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Zzzip</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 推</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 04:46
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">daredwolf</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 高級梗</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 08:21
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">andy1018</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 優文給推</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 10:25
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">cocoyan</span><span class="f3 push-content">: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 10:48
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">webman</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 這個用講的會比較好笑</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 11:37
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">twowatertwo</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 乾 這梗有深</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 12:58
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">silverdark</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 太6了吧XDDD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 15:27
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">blueooy520</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 媽我在這</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 16:21
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">minipai</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 笑著笑著 就哭了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 17:45
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">IBKELLY</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 100分</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 19:35
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">uniquevil</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 推</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 19:55
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">dennis02</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 根本沒用呀</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 21:48
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">rbking21</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 厲害</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 23:03
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Ashen19</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 可以</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 23:24
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">KanzakiHAria</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 神</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/03 07:34
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</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">zirkey</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 哈哈</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/03 20:59
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