中文翻譯：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc1iVQ7VOL4
原影片：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZoKUlN9urg
Conan訪問亞當山德勒（Adam Sandler ）在拍攝《亞當等大人2》時，
與俠客歐尼爾（Shaquille O'Neal）發生的趣事。XD
自己嘗試著翻譯一下，不過1:41~1:45那邊實在是聽不太懂啊......＠＠
還望板上各位先進指點一下！若有錯誤也請告知。
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「那...那個真的只是柔軟精滴到地上而已啦......」
「不...不信的話妳去聞味道......」
「垃圾桶裡的衛生紙當然是擦柔軟精的啊！妳...妳聞嘛！」
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推 satoyama:相當有梗... 07/25 19:04
推 myericho:O'Neal 超搞笑的 07/25 19:14
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推 k862479k:沒有保鑣XDD 07/25 19:27
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推 senas:幹 歐尼爾超爆笑的! 07/25 19:51
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推 kineo:超會形容XD 07/25 19:56
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推 JHNJHNJHN:XD 07/25 19:59
推 pkevint:幹 超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 20:01
→ NovemberShit:還蠻會講笑話的ＸＤ 07/25 20:01
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推 uhmeiouramu:幹 比她演的電影好笑多了xDDDDDD 07/25 20:06
推 s955346: XDD 07/25 20:08
推 thegod13:真的被騙到了呵呵 07/25 20:09
推 gn00945822:嘴角失守 07/25 20:11
推 coolboy16:幹最後那句太經典XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 20:12
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推 konamisport:靠北喔XDDDDD 07/25 20:28
推 MAYDAYJJ:XDDDD 07/25 20:29
推 r9k256:XDDDDDDDDD 07/25 20:30
推 fate201:最後一句瞬間笑噴XDD 07/25 20:31
推 whps5608:靠我快笑死 07/25 20:31
推 Wimi1115:未看先推 07/25 20:32
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推 moon0987:LOL 07/25 20:36
推 pinkygiveme:亞當是SNL出身的，基本說笑話功力還是很強啦 07/25 20:36
推 feyhs:瞬間笑噴 07/25 20:37
推 jeffqoo2002:最後笑翻XDDDD 07/25 20:44
推 STi2011:XDDD 07/25 20:46
推 tookouw:靠背XD 07/25 20:47
推 jitaomef:推翻譯~ 小小建議0:44 rejected在籃球是被蓋的意思 07/25 20:49
了解！所以是跟前一句意思一樣就對了推 benny1990615:推這篇也另推樓上 07/25 20:51
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推 z0779:笑出眼淚來XDD 07/25 21:10
推 b852258:就像大峽谷一樣 一定要看一次 我也笑了XDDDD 07/25 21:12
推 windcloud27:XDDDDD我完全沒猜到 07/25 21:17
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推 madeinheaven:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:21
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推 kikikinds:超好笑 07/25 21:23
※ 編輯: wwa928 (114.38.101.47), 07/25/2014 21:25:05推 danteuk:XDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:26
推 ATGC:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:29
推 Oxhorn:看到獨眼就有猜到了 但是還是超好笑的XDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:29
※ madeinheaven:轉錄至看板 NBA 07/25 21:30推 doordie25:XD 髒爆了 07/25 21:31
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推 x94ru8tp6:XD 超好笑 超會鋪梗 07/25 21:44
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推 ytcstevenn:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:51
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推 pengjoker:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 21:55
推 terop:不管是笑話還是真的都超好笑 07/25 21:55
推 xkj22355:幹超髒 07/25 21:59
推 lmf770410:亞當山德勒沒認出保鑣就是俠客嗎？XD 07/25 22:01
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推 w9:XDDDDD 07/25 22:07
推 neverleft:俠客是藉此反開玩笑說我的屌就跟保鑣一樣大，不是亞當認 07/25 22:12
→ neverleft:錯人 07/25 22:12
推 h2owaters:新加坡不能看~~~~~~~ 07/25 22:22
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推 nsc:請問 2:46 是說什麼? guaranteed that guy ____ me out ? 07/25 22:29
→ dxzil:ra___什麼的 me out :| 07/25 22:33
推 kimimskimi:三小啦XD 07/25 22:36
推 kanzerbee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/25 22:45
推 kurry:ratted me out 07/25 22:51
推 GoloNurm:太好笑了!!!! 07/25 22:54
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推 jovi5566: ratted 07/25 23:25
推 jovi5566: 被背叛 出賣 07/25 23:28
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推 bboyallcome:一隻眼睛看著你啊!!! 07/26 00:02
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推 blahblah:Cool 07/26 00:11
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推 CCMg:俠克真的很屌.... 07/26 00:45
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推 s4511981:靠 這老梗可是超好笑啊XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/26 04:18
推 Dooo:啊...只有我覺得字幕的字太小嗎... 07/26 05:50
推 snoop750205:笑到噴淚了啦XDDDDDD 07/26 06:56
→ uhawae:還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了 07/26 07:04
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推 refusekkk:XDDD 07/26 07:36
推 peterpan910:太幽默拉XDDD 笑噴 07/26 08:27
推 q13461346:太機智啦XDDD 07/26 08:39
推 nenini:太好玩了XDDDD 07/26 08:41
推 derek0212:讚！ 07/26 09:30
推 gosee:哈哈哈哈 屌爆拉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/26 09:46
→ nsc:感謝 @jovi5566 !!! 07/26 10:22
→ nsc:還有 @kurry 07/26 10:23
推 tdtb12:超好笑XDDDDDD 07/26 10:41
推 QQmadaoQQ:XDDDDDDDD 07/26 11:23
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推 perryppo:前面就猜到了 誰會請一隻眼睛的人當保鑣阿XD 07/26 18:34
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推 rabbit0531:最後XDDDDD 07/27 04:56
推 youngglasses:幹！ XD 07/27 06:18
推 idlewolf:全部鋪陳都為了最後一句 07/27 20:16
推 e1q3z9c7:超級強 07/27 21:37
推 lelu:伏筆:很粗的脖子 光頭 一個眼睛 07/28 06:55
推 kj66:實際上跟歐尼爾沒關係吧XD...是Sandler很會講笑話 07/28 08:53
推 QCANCER:真的超會講笑話 XD 07/28 17:31
推 leolivein:明明就是亞當會講笑話 哈哈 07/29 12:40
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