<div id="main-content" class="bbs-screen bbs-content"><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">作者</span><span class="article-meta-value">ruby5454 (樹懶)</span></div><div class="article-metaline-right"><span class="article-meta-tag">看板</span><span class="article-meta-value">StupidClown</span></div><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">標題</span><span class="article-meta-value">[童年] 敲門，是一種禮貌。</span></div><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">時間</span><span class="article-meta-value">Wed Feb 27 20:35:05 2019</span></div>
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小學五年級的時候負責資源回收，所以午休時間都可以有理由不午休，在回收室待著。
那天，一如往常在回收室耍廢，肚子突然絞痛起來！
我拿起衛生紙到1樓的女廁，連燈都沒開就衝進我最喜歡的第三間廁所蹲下來個大解放。
就在收尾的剎那…
「XXX，妳在裡面嗎？」
女廁門口傳來感覺是低年級小妹妹的聲音。
“不，我才不要讓人知道我在蹲廁所！”正要抽衛生紙的我心想。
我停止一切動作，就連呼吸都慢了，豎耳傾聽有無腳步遠離的聲響
一片寂靜。
「XXX，是妳嗎？」
聲音來自我所在的第三間廁所門，我轉頭望向聲音來源…
是一顆頭！
一顆在廁所門下望著我的頭！！
在我們四目相交1秒後
「對不起，認錯人了。」
腳步聲快速遠離。
在那一日美好的午休時光，有兩個女孩的心靈多了一塊陰影。
下次，敲門問就好，不要再趴廁所地板看裡面是誰了…好嗎？（崩潰）
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</span><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">dominiclin </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 你是不是跟一條蛇一起在裡面</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 20:39
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</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">noonee </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 如果是小男生就變社會新聞了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 20:45
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Hans14 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: XDDD 小朋友</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 20:52
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">iwtbms </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 確定是人？</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 21:35
</span></div>確定啦QQ
<div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">saltlake </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 摳~~摳~~~摳~~~海王子來了~~~</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 21:58
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">SaarZhang </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我聽到的版本是有敲門，然後從馬桶竄出一顆頭的</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 22:13
</span></div>怕爆
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">xieso120631 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 感覺超恐怖欸，還沒開燈XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 22:55
</span></div><span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (27.52.98.253), 02/27/2019 23:07:06
</span><span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (27.52.98.253), 02/27/2019 23:10:06
</span><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">je789520 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 怕</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 00:02
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">nges10310 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 好可怕 以為來到媽佛版QQ</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 00:12
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">vwpassat </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 是40年前嗎？</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 00:18
</span></div>大概8年前啦
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">PicHiA6 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 哈哈哈哈哈 好有畫面</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 00:25
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Addidas </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 是～誰～吵～醒～本～將～軍～</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 00:32
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">saltlake </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 是誰~~在敲打我__</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 00:35
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">jam42207 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我看的是從馬桶裡伸出手結果剛好抓到屎</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 07:18
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">christina324</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 真的以為是媽佛版</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 08:40
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">oEvaineo </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 從馬桶竄出來是花田一路嗎..小時候陰影</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 08:52
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Whiteplus </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 突然有被嚇到的感覺！！！</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 09:23
</span></div>當下嚇到說不出話
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">StarFox0910 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 往馬桶裡面看 你還會看到.....</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 09:41
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">gg1259789 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 乾 我小時候看花田一路上廁所</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 09:46
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">gg1259789 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 有一隻手幫他擦屁股快嚇死</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 09:46
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">gg1259789 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 好久都有陰影 蹲馬桶都不敢完全坐下去</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 09:46
</span></div>我也有印象
欲器咖稱麼～
<span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (27.52.98.253), 02/28/2019 10:09:27
</span><span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (27.52.98.253), 02/28/2019 10:12:28
</span><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">ebiya </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 豪可怕（樓上蹲的馬桶不要坐啦</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 10:16
</span></div><span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (27.52.98.253), 02/28/2019 10:20:39
</span><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">v22333 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 所以那天之後 校園內多了一個廁所女鬼的傳聞?</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 11:08
</span></div>太丟臉了，不敢說出去哈哈
<span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (27.52.98.253), 02/28/2019 11:20:33
</span><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">pillowkiller</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 瓜張</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 12:59
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">WANDYwandy </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我之前有遇過，不過是在公廁遇到掃廁所的阿姨很大聲</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 13:06
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">WANDYwandy </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 的問，我就一個不好意思回答，然後阿姨就把門打開了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 13:06
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">anoymouse </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 不會關門逆</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 13:27
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">anoymouse </span><span class="f3 push-content">: *鎖門</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 13:27
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">SaarZhang </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 以前廁所的門都是喇叭鎖，隨便拿硬幣就能打開了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 13:33
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">WANDYwandy </span><span class="f3 push-content">: anoy說我嗎？我鎖啦，阿姨可能有鑰匙吧</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 13:45
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">anoymouse </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 了解 哈哈 下次放個響屁回應 阿姨就不會開門了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 13:47
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">ballcat </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 在我們四目相交1秒後「姐姐我喜歡妳啊!」</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 14:59
</span></div>可是姐姐我喜歡男森啊啊啊
<div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">chieshing </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 就問了 是妳自己不答的怪誰</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 15:08
</span></div>可是他不是喊我啊…
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">creepygirl </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 欲擦屁股某....</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 15:14
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">噓 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">lucky1lk </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 為啥不回 "你看的見我嗎?"</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 16:46
</span></div>在光著屁股的情況下嗎XD
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">yfguk6685 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 有味尷尬</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 16:52
</span></div><span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (218.173.21.205), 02/28/2019 18:28:09
</span><span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (218.173.21.205), 02/28/2019 18:29:42
</span><span class="f2">※ 編輯: ruby5454 (218.173.21.205), 02/28/2019 18:31:41
</span><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">ballcat </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 在光著屁股的情況下要換成"你看的見我的屁股嗎?"</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 20:00
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">saltlake </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 球貓的話，喊:你看得見我的球嗎? 似乎比較合適?</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 21:32
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">qa1122z </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 正妹大便都草莓味，真好~居然在廁所玩尋親XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 22:09
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Veronica0802</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 太可怕了吧</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 22:17
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">keane9112 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 這是一個校園傳說 ：女廁裡不出聲的女.........</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 02:30
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">bukie09 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 幫支援將軍圖 <a href="https://i.imgur.com/gYMe1WF.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://i.imgur.com/gYMe1WF.jpg</a></span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 03:05
</span></div><div class="richcontent"><blockquote class="imgur-embed-pub" lang="en" data-id="gYMe1WF"><a href="//imgur.com/gYMe1WF"></a></blockquote><script async src="//s.imgur.com/min/embed.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">kaeun421 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 也太可怕了吧</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 04:38
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">nacyjacky03 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 偶包太重</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 09:25
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">joy2001billy</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 嚇死</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 10:39
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">xdsky </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 妹妹恐怖片看太多嗎XD 還有，哪來的勇氣趴廁所地板</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 12:51
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">xdsky </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 啊...覺得很乾淨？</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 12:51
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">summer777 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我剛剛一直問自己是不是走錯版，嚇死</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 17:53
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">cheer1991777</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 這會嚇死人</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 20:13
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">viola14 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 這會有陰影啊幹</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/01 23:19
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Arkgrinding </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 偶包是 ...一堆奇怪簡稱</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 17:20
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">mature000999</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 靠.........妳應該慢慢轉過去：跨三毀</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 23:42
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">kimono1022 </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 一直不懂怎麼敢接近廁所地板</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/03 00:48
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">LeoKA </span><span class="f3 push-content">: 可轉漫威板了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/03 19:44
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