<div id="main-content" class="bbs-screen bbs-content"><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">作者</span><span class="article-meta-value">yoyoboys1335 (貳零壹玖單身狗)</span></div><div class="article-metaline-right"><span class="article-meta-tag">看板</span><span class="article-meta-value">sex</span></div><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">標題</span><span class="article-meta-value">Re: [討論] 看西斯版的會有約炮的習慣嗎</span></div><div class="article-metaline"><span class="article-meta-tag">時間</span><span class="article-meta-value">Wed Feb 27 00:04:04 2019</span></div>
<span class="f2">※ 引述《jas78901 (Jim)》之銘言：
</span><span class="f6">: 原本我的答案是不知道
</span><span class="f6">: 不過希望發完這篇文之後答案可以變成肯定的嘻嘻
</span><span class="f6">: 對了生日剛過，就當作許願好惹，不知道西斯版能不能讓我的願望成真...
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之前有回過這篇文，迴響很好
因為我他媽的沒有賭運，最近輸到有點脫褲子，所以來發文賺錢回本
原文留三句，其他當消夜吃掉了，好食。
首先，我已經說了我窮醜矮廢宅，已經慘到讓人不敢直視了
怎麼還會有人寄信來，問我帥哥要怎麼約炮，要怎麼聊天寄信才約的到妹？
你問我為什麼？
我他媽的怎麼會知道，幹。
假如我真的會，早就放地圖炮方陣連鎖，夜夜調情到天明
約一排大奶正妹讓她們自己插進來，我都不動，插進來就讓她們自己搖到高潮
他媽的，我就老二硬著，全身脫光躺床中間啦
幹！
約炮這麼好約，那你還交男女朋友幹嘛？
大家約起來，音樂放下去，一起做愛到天明，狂抽猛送到射精。
送啦，幹！
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說真的，竟然有人生日願望是想在新的一年約炮
約的還是男女老少，高矮胖瘦葷腥不忌，三性也沒關係的一炮？
還有，竟然有人會覺得寫篇文附張圖，聊一些約炮的腥羶色話題
就會收到裸照，性感露點照，調情說愛你想你想要你的黃腔調，甚至是約炮的邀約。
「流年不利想耍廢，白水下肚也能醉；
情慾男女總成群，今晚約炮想找誰？」
幹，神經病
想約炮不要問我啦，我他媽的就是個窮醜矮廢宅，傷口上灑鹽是想怎樣喇？
嗚嗚...。
批踢踢西斯板，不是讓你來這邊約炮打哈哈的，懂？
幹，這裡很嚴肅的。
站著手掌貼緊褲縫，坐著只坐板凳三分之一，爽就大家聊聊天，不爽就無限上一動
男生發文眾人噓，女生附圖狂寄信，大家都愛小隻馬，我愛巨乳高妹子。
約炮也許不難，但這裡真的不行
投資報酬率極低的選擇，你會想孤注一擲，賭他媽一場大的嗎？
當然是不要啊，幹。
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約炮，就像是走上天梯
三分刺激七分險，心驚膽跳求爽快。
那你還是想嘗試嗎？
『當然是不要啊，幹。』
要約炮你們自己去約，我覺得我是約不到啦，嗚嗚
為什麼？
我他媽的怎麼會知道，幹。
夢想成真，還是在夢中來的真切許多，在現實中就別做夢了吧？
晚安，祝福大家今晚都能作場甜甜的好夢。
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請樓下左轉喔。
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">YuHeng</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我只看到那句我愛巨乳高妹子</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 00:06
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嘻嘻 >///<
<div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">噓 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">sodahaini</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 你哪裡矮==</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 00:08
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= =a
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">ryo923</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我愛巨乳高妹子+1</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 00:10
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(握手
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">YCChen0921</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 樓下的大奶房客</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 00:11
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嘻嘻 >///<
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">jas78901</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 嘻嘻</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 00:11
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">hua6</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 邵雨薇的屁屁讚</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 00:15
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真的是不錯，她剛脫下來的時候我很驚豔。 (羞
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">jgyjg</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 可以教我怎麼ㄩㄇ</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 00:17
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妳應該不用人教吧哈哈，jg妹妹出手便知有沒有 >///<
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Heartroom</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 嘻嘻</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 00:23
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">likeair</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 要約去練舞室約 女生麻煩右邊門口找我</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 00:26
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搶屁啊！
奶大的請去左邊門口等我，我快好了。
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">freyajasmine</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 你這什麼態度!!...我喜歡~</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 00:33
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嗨冰冰姐好久不見，最近好嗎？
謝謝妳的喜歡 XDD
<div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">e34l892</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我和你說齁 輕則當日 重則七日約到</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 00:35
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你他媽的放屁啦！！！ XDD
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">nanamijp</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我是巨乳矮姐姐</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 00:36
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寄了，回我。 >///<
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">weihanpapa</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 看你的文章我都跪著看</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 01:00
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走巳口客吧，平身。
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">chang1123</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我等待信</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 01:09
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">NoFeeding</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我是垂奶大嬸(/ω＼)</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 01:11
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妳的身材神好的，妹子。
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<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">goldhan</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 趕快來個女生站內信約我，好讓我打原po臉其實很好約</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 01:19
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約到沒有阿？
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">sarai201130</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 幫QQ</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 02:20
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">YuHeng</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 所以可以教一些秘訣嗎 嘻嘻</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 02:48
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只要用心，人人都可以是約炮性愛機器
嘻嘻。
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">a205090a</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我怎麼覺得你悲憤到文章有點跳針惹</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 03:06
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可能壞掉了吧，呵。
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">chiaoTa</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 不挑的話 應該還是約的到吧</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 03:20
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人家也會挑人幹阿，以為路邊攤隨便吃哦？
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">wudear11</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 小隻巨乳湊惹嗎>///<</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 06:57
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沒湊沒湊，巨乳真棒 =////=
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">devilezio</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 不挑也約不到啊，因為不挑的是你又不是別人</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 07:01
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嘻嘻…
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">devilezio</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 就算你把標準放低到只要是有語言能力的靈長類都是如此</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 07:03
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……（語言不明
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">kingjames59</span><span class="f3 push-content">: yoyo哥快教我訣竅啊！</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 07:14
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">kingjames59</span><span class="f3 push-content">: yoyo哥不要的我都收了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 07:23
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有沒有這麼想打炮阿哈哈XD
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">PinkRay</span><span class="f3 push-content">: Yo哥教我怎麼約ㄆ</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 07:45
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幹你自己就約不完了，雷哥欸！
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">rayke</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 有以前黑特的感覺幫你補個幹</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 07:50
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幹 QQ
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">melanie31</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 圖片裡的屁股好扁</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 08:07
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這樣打下去才爽啊，傻傻的。
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">zxc90147</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 巨乳來了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 08:08
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嗨=）
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">dorozo779</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我沒有黃腔調 但是會黃梅調口以嗎</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 08:47
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口以哦
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">nikiyoo</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 黃腔我不懂，但我會唱昆曲</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 08:58
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現在還有年輕妹子會唱昆曲哦，真優秀=）
<div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">Lognbye</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 胯下的房客</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 09:21
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">cifiro</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 憤青你好。。。我也愛高大巨乳妹</span><span class="push-ipdatetime">02/27 09:36
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別搶，憤青很兇你知道的。
<span class="f2">※ 編輯: yoyoboys1335 (42.73.123.104), 02/27/2019 10:03:59
</span><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">goldhan</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 可惡~真的徵不到站內信 沒辦法打你臉了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 10:23
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">wangh00712</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 看來只能繼續做夢在夢裡約了XD</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 11:44
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">l85cm</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 幹又輸錢 天天海嘯啊啊啊啊啊</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 13:16
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">yotsubatoyu</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 還沒收到站內信以前，一切都是浮雲。</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 13:22
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">kingjames59</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 輸錢QQ</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 16:10
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">hizo</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 我愛巨乳高妹子+1</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/27 20:13
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="f1 hl push-tag">→ </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">peachrian</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 很好約啊，任何平台，我愛巨乳妹子+1</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 02/28 00:02
</span></div><div class="push"><span class="hl push-tag">推 </span><span class="f3 hl push-userid">DMD179</span><span class="f3 push-content">: 約不到，該跟樓上好好學習了</span><span class="push-ipdatetime"> 03/02 02:13
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